Scanner Reports 9-21-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

I’m feeling like carp, ate something bad I guess, it’s a good thing it’s FRYday. Got a call the other morning 12:37 AM from the police, that was the time that they could come over and take a report on my Marborg trash can. I did not want to file a report on the Marborg trash can, I only called them in the first place because my Landlord told me to call them. This person has been doing annoying things on the property for a few months now and now it’s costing the Landlord money in water rates as this person washes the house, sidewalks, herself. She got mad at me for saying “No more” and ripped off the trash can. The trash can was old and dirty, I was more concerned the woman was going to do something weird with the Marborg Trash container than anything. I walked around looking for it couldn’t find it so it’s gone. We have a new one now I expect she will come back and take that one sooner or later along with other things outside it’s time to leave UNwanted things outside she can take them.

Read somewhere that the police are not going to be enforcing public sleeping calls as much, it would be a good time to go camping. You don’t even have to pay for camping in the State Parks anymore just camp out on the beaches find yourself a nice Marborg trash can, clean it out real good use it was a rolling suitcase on wheels sort of thing. Funny thing all the years I have lived here whenever the trash gets picked up and the trash containers are left out front. I’m the one that usually rolls them back in and I used to scrub them out spotless once in a while. After scrubbing the crap out of them I’d get drunk and use them as my Redneck hot tub, but not anymore! I don’t know what I ate but whatever it was it got me it was probably something healthy because I have been trying to lose weight. I should go back to Little Caesars Pizza I don’t think I ever got sick on it. Maybe I oughta order another trash container, and get a pizza from Little Caesars Have a pizza party!

Scanner Reports, Wednesday:

Suspicious vehicle doors left open silver Ford Edge 3000 Block of State street.
Drugs left on reporting party’s front porch 5900 Block of Overpass.
1144 Death Alta Lucero 3880 Via Lucero Rest in Peace.
Check the welfare of a subject down at 28 Anacapa.
415 Homeless female refusing to leave 7 Ashley Ave.
Vehicle into a building the AC/4 Gym in the 3800 Block of La Cumbre Lane.
Code 40 at Elings Park rear of the softball field.
2 Males possibly breaking into a van 1300 Block of Shoreline.
Theft of items from CVS on highway 246 Buellton.
415 5 Subjects yelling inside the nail salon at 21 North Milpas.
Suspicious drunk following the reporting party from State and Cota to Yogartland.
Male trying to see reporting party a chrome plated .38 at Anacapa and Guiterrez 60-70-Year-old male tan shirt, shorts, combat boots, carrying a backpack last heard he was at Ortega and State street not sure if he had a gun or what?
SBPD Parking lot 13 Year old female with her Mother who had drugs in school while police responded the girl ran away but they caught up to her anyway.
Check the Welfare of a man down on the sidewalk DLV at State street.
Campers on Shoreline.
Male subject running from the police through Bohnett Park not sure why but he got away HMA 5’9, 170, Goatee, white t-shirt dark jeans, black Nike shoes.
10851 Grey Rav 4 Goleta beach between Noon to 3:@!ish.
415 Domestic 700 Block of East Haley.
242 Assault in the 600 Block of Orange Ave.
Threats investigation 900 Block of West Mission.
Unconscious subject at the Casino Overdose 2100 Block of Bradley.
273.5 Domestic violence 700 Block of Spring street victim Cottage ER.
314 Indecent exposure 200 Block of West Pueblo male green shirt, tan panties.
2 Subjects walking around possibly casing 800 Block of West Victoria.
Threats investigation at the .99 Cent Store.
Report of a possible Amtrak Hopper hanging onto the back of the Amtrak Train Southbound outta town.

Scanner Reports, Thursday:

415 Subject at Starbucks on Cota at State street disturbing.
A reckless driver driving toward oncoming traffic in the 2200 Block of Laguna subject in an older blue 325I BMW.
Motorcycle stolen from the 800 Block of DLV.
415 Fight over drugs 200 Block of Oceano.
415 Subject disturbing at the Alano Club 235 East Cota.
UI Subject calling 911 to report that numerous gang members are looking for him on the East Side the police are responding.
Suspicious vehicle possibly involved in a 20002 1600 Block of Chino.
Assault call 100 Block of West Carrillo.
Suicidal female in a residence on Voluntario.
Ex employee disturbing 1231 State street Mission security on scene.
Public assist 23 South Hope.
Large grey plastic trash can in lanes highway 101 at Carrillo South.
Pitbull on the freeway Southbound 101 at Patterson Ave.
SBPD on an occupied vehicle in the 1900 Block of Stanwood
5150 Call at Cottage Hospital.
DLV at State street Fire Department and Medics with a code 40, Drunk requesting SBPD

I ain’t feeling too good today SO I’m ending here sick as a… just sick I don’t know how or why but not fun.Have a great weekend…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Clancy, Thomicina, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin, Lola, PoPo, Fish Head one, and Two, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, David Cox, Poe, Marty, Cop John, Eddie, Bambi, Bengy, Ricky, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Pat, Mavis, Lafayette, Ted, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, Debbie, Ken, LUCY! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty and Chris willing we will see you on MONday. Later, Roger