Scanner Reports 6-18-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

LA Times wants me to pay for another subscription, they gave me a good price and they want me to pay more now even though they put the paper on the neighbors front porch, not mine. His front porch faces Milpas street half the time I never see the damn paper. I donated it to whomever decided to take it off the front porch and read it for themselves, maybe the LA Times ought to get them to pay for the new subscription. I’m not going to get suckered into it again. I called in complained, no one answered me so I just figured it was gone, they were not going to answer or bring another paper that money was gone. This morning I saw one of the neighborhood panhandlers walk past me he had an LA Times under his arm no way that guy bought that paper he swiped it somewhere, he might not have taken mine so he got someones. As I made it to the front porch sure enough my LA Times was gone. I says loud, loud enough for him and everyone else to hear “Oh My! My LA Times is Gone! Then added Enjoy that paper you Son of a bitch you’ll never get another friggen dime outta me!” He had the guiltiest look on his face. Two birds with one stoned.

I love the LA Times reminds me of the Chicago Tribune I usually don’t read the whole thing just the local California news, Steve Lopez when I see his column, I skim the front page, Calendar, Farts and Books, check out the coupons see if there is a deal in there I enjoy reading the LA Times but I guess I’ll just have to read it online from now on, or pay acouple bucks at the store for it if I want the News Paper Edition, had the delivery person put the paper on my front porch instead of the neighbors I’m sure I might be reading the paper today since my porch does not face Milpas street. I always enjoyed reading a real newspaper instead of reading from a screen not that reading online is different I’m just an old school fart. I enjoy reading my books that way too though books, newspapers, and magazines are all too expensive anymore unless you can get a deal by subscribing I enjoy magazines too I have a couple Guideposts and Writers and Poets, sometimes you can get a deal from Publishers Clearing House on magazines. I would not mind getting a couple more, the magazines are delivered to a locked mailbox gotta commit a 459 if you want to steal my magazines. Well that’s my MILPAS UNDERPANTS and I’m sticking to them here is your Scanner Reports.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

415 Female” Yeller” Tried to steal products from Foodland in the 1500 Block of San Andres.
Possible heroin Overdose in the 2900 Block of Lomita.
Traumatic neck injury at PATH 816 Cacique.
On Miradero subject going door to door possibly looking for packages before 7am HMA.
Check the welfare of a man down in a side yard in the 1500 Block of San Andres.
Somewheres on Foxenwood a subject feels like punching a wall after someone touched his leg.
Vehicle theft investigation 4000 Block of Via Lucero.
Subject with a large knife near Los Banos Pool refused to put it down got tazed The End.
242 Assault at McDonalds in the 3900 Block of State street.
Suspicious subject pacing back and forth near the Ortega pool possibly has a knife in his back pocket.
Medical call possible stroke 100 Block of Castillo.
Probation check 600 Block of West DLG.
Center Divider Fire highway 101 at Alisos Los Olivos vegetarian Fire.
Graffiti Removal on the Freeway Las Positas to Hot Springs Southbound right side.
Lockwood at El Ceito injury traffic accident.
Suicidal subject near the Fig tree wants to jump in front of the train.
Medical Call PATH ill subject.
415 Subject disturbing at the Veterans Clinic 4440 Calle Real
Homeless man sleeping in a backyard in the 1800 Block of San Pascual.
23152 Drunk Driver at Kingman and Hollister in an old black truck made a left on Gato.
Stolen wallet investigation at the Casino.
Suicidal subject 1900 Block of DLV.
487 Investigation rental car not returned 15 South La Cumbre.
Injury traffic accident truck vs scooter 180 Avenue of the Flags.
Check the Welfare of a male down in the 700 Block of East Haley.
Probation check 600 Block of West Mission.
2 Homeless subjects panhandling 415 Disturbing First Block of East Yanonali.
Medical Call Fall victim facial injuries Carrillo and DLV.-

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

415 Fight 3 Subjects 2 males one female 300 Block of La Cumbre Road I have no idea if it was North or South it was early in the morning one subject had a head laceration.
Right after that another 415 Fight 2 subjects this time in the 1000 Block of North Nopal
Fire call for a gas odor at Hotel Milo in the laundry roo.
“Yeller” in the 400 Block of Terrace road.
Subject with a warrant Marina 2
242 Female assaulted male at McDonalds 1213 State street people fighting over those burgers.
Unconscious subject in a vehicle near Union Bank 800 Block of North H Street.
242 Assault on Foot Bride Anapamu WMA 25 Blond hair kicked victim unconscious last seen West over the bridge.
Attempt 211 Robbery at the Y&K Market 751 Guadalupe in Guadalupe one subject involved caught
417 Brandishing and shooting of vehicle tires on Primero street near the Buckhorn Bikers involved riding American Made motorcycles with Florida plates 2 Suspects caught and detained.
Highway 101 Los Almos Northbound Off Ramp vehicle fire.
Loud Music 200 Block of East Sola
Vandalism Investigation 1500 Block of San Andres.
Missing vehicle a dark grey Volvo 3855 State street.
1400 Block of North H Street vehicle accident.
Hollister at Turnpike vehicle accident.
Keep the Peace in the 1300 Block of Laguna.
Male subject walking around talking to himself reporting party says he is acting as if he is Mentally Ill in Waller Park, I guess it’s a crime to be mentally ill now….QUICK EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL!-
Keep the peace on a lost I-Phone in the 700 Block of East Montecito.
20002 Non injury hit and run investigation 200 Block of Milada in Goleta.
Aggressive dog near the vollyball courts 1300 Block of East Carrillo
Premise check Cacique foot bridge.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

Vehicle accident highway 154 East of Old San Marcos Road.
4600 Block of South Bradley Suspicious Circumstances. involving subjects entering home that is not theirs possibly squatters
Gun taken from a vehicle in Dennys parking lot in the 3600 Block of State street.
415 Domestic male yelling, female crying, 2000 Block of Castillo.
484 Sears 3845 State street male in sitting room removing security tags from items.
Suspicious circumstances in the 6700 Block of Trigo in IV.
415 Domestic near Cottage Hospital in the street male possibly hit female.
Medical call for chest pains Elm at Sandy Land in Carpinteria.
Premise check 19 South Milpas.
Abandoned Bicycle 4600 Block of 9th street pink and white Mongoose.
20002 Non injury hit and run in the 6500 Block of El Colegio in IV.
500 Block of San Pasqual a white van blocking a sidewalk.
Suspicious vehicle in the 900 Block of Hot Springs a U-Haul with a female in the back wearing blue jeans and a pit bull.
415 Sons girlfriend will not leave in the 800 Block of West Valerio she left when she found out the police was on the way.
Vandalism to a seat on an MTD electric shuttle the driver is with the suspect at State and Mason streets.
415 Subject in a white pick up truck attempts to run over the reporting party 200 Block of Grey Ave possibly over a business matter.
“Yeller” in a parking lot at 630 Chapala male wearing jean shorts and a black dog, the male was the only one yelling, not the dog.
Unlicensed food vendors Glen Annie at Calle Real.
Check the Welfare of a subject who kept yelling “OH MY GOD!” after saying nothing was wrong on a 911 Hang Up call 700 Block of East Rice Ranch Road.
Peeping Drone in back yards Via Barbara at Via Arnez.
Medical Emergency Victoria at San Pascual.

Will that is all outta me for now Have a great MONday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Clancy, Thomicina, Tom Cat, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin,Lola,Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan, C.J., Walter, Fred, Brad, Billy, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Marty, Cop John, Bengy, Ricky, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY! Debbie, Ken, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday. Later, Roger