Scanner Reports 6-11-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Wow I saw the pictures of Alice Keck Memorial Gardens over the weekend on Edhat and I’m shocked. I thought maybe a picture I recently saw on Facebook taken by a friend was a one-time thing. Horrible that our city officials are letting this park go for other things that is the beginning of the end for some towns. Downtown is one thing, the rents are high but letting a beautiful park go in the downtown area where tourists flock unacceptable. How does this industry expect to survive if they are going to crap on one side of town and beautify another? Isn’t there enough money in the till to balance everything? Or is it one thing this year, something else next year? Is Alice Keck Park Pond going the way of the Turd Refuge? It sure looks like it, I hope not.

I have been hearing more about people, as well as animals, becoming sick as a result of the Thomas Fire. First it was people, now animals, good friends of mine just lost their kitty. I think now that is what recently happened to me when I became ill and felt like I could not breathe for 3 days in the evening, what helped me was the Neil Med sinus Rinse. I don’t think they have anything like this for animals I’m not sure if anything like that could be used on an animal? The sinus rinse helped me a lot. I was given other medications some of them get rid of one thing and give you another. I don’t like those medications. I’d much rather stick with the old school medications that work slower than take something that gets rid of the problem and gives you another.

The Hostility continues: Domestic Violence cases, Assault and Battery, Road Rage, Even Air Rage heard one Sunday Morning in Carpinteria. A remote control air plane almost hit a subject in the head so they complained to the pilot of the remote, who pulled a knife on them, according to the potential victim. Why do people make things worse for themselves? Everyone cannot hate themselves like I used to. If you hit someone you might have to go to Anger Management but if you use a weapon chances are Anger Management will be waiting for you after you have done your time, jus sayin…When I was a Youngin back in Indiana one of those remote control planes crashed into the back of some guys neck in a park in East Chicago and killed him just like that instantly so it can happen…..I heard a Found Property call the other day at Tri County Produce Someone found Cash Money and turned it in very nice that someone did that I hope the person that lost their money is reunited with their money, if not I hope the person that found it gets the money they deserve to be rewarded for their honesty.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

• 6500 Block of Del Playa Naked Woman walking West.
• Vehicle accident 1600 Block of South Foster.
• Brake fluid spill after a non injury car accident at Cota and Garden the dispatcher asked if it was Biological liquid? I guess they were thinking it was something else.
• Hazardous condition tree branch on wires Cliff Drive at Allen Road.
• Medical call at the VA Clinic Unknown type.
• Man down in the 300 Block of North Miller.
• 415 Domestic 800 Block of North Salsipuedes.
• Bicyclist Flipped Highway 101 at Bates.
• 415 In the lobby of the city police department 215 East Figourea over child custody couple requesting the Watch Commander.
• 415 On Broodmar Plaza 273.5 Physical domestic violence.
• Drunk down in the planter will it is Spring time and the weather is warm maybe he will grow 700 Block of Paseo Nuevo near the Pizza Kitchen.
• 415 Domestic Michelle Apts. 300 Block of Rutherford.
• Man Down 310 East Cota.
• 1400 Portsuello Suspicious vehicle occupied grey jeep.
• Med call for an unconscious female lot 10… 600 Block of Anacapa.
• Fire reported out inside a stove but  there was a Structure Fire response to the residence in the 800 Block of Marino.
• 415 Over gas at Summit gas 8 South Milpas.
• Subject sleeping and smoking in an elevator the past 5 days in the 100 Block of Castillo.
• Cash Found Found Property Tri County Produce 300 Block of South Milpas.
• Black and White Unit needed to assist Probation Units in the 600 Block of West Arrellaga

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

• Check the Welfare of a female down 1024 Garden.
• Highway 246 two dogs running in traffic a brown Lab, and a Husky.
• Leaf blower 231 North Milpas at the Arco station.
• Female in a blue sleeping bag refusing to leave Marshalls in the 900 Block of State street.
• Hollister at Los Carones vehicle accident.
• 20002 Non injury hit and run on Olivera.
• 415 Homeless subject with a blue bicycle chased runner on the bike bath and threatened him bike path near the Turd refuge.
• Premise check Chase Palm Park Extention.
• Shoplifter in custody AMPM 1900 Block of State street.
• Check the welfare of a subject at 12 West Figourea.
• Medical call for a subject overheating in the 200 Block of Pueblo.
• Fall victim 900 Block of Carpinteria in Santa Barbara.
• Son out of control trying to 242 Parent 800 Block of San Pascual.
• 242 Customer Assaulted manager at Rite Aide 825 State street.
• Child Abuse 273  500 Block of West Montecito Father choked Son.
• 459 Burglary to a vehicle Hendrys Beach.
• Missed address but on La Cumbre a 415 Domestic where the boyfriend was trying to kick down a door police responded code 3 lights and sires.
• Check the welfare of a code 40, Drunk by JJ’s liquor in the 300 Block of Castillo.
• Females 415 near the bathrooms at Ortega Park.
• Theft of a cell phone from someone at Ortega Park also 600 Block of East Ortega.
• Medical call near or on the railroad tracks near Garden involving a female Engine 2 and Medics responded.
• First block of West Islay premise check.
• Overdose 7300 Block of Hollister.
• Card Board Box in the number one lane highway 101 Northbound at Santa Claus.
• Road Rage on the Mesa involving 4 subjects in an older model BMW and the reporting party in a white Toyota.
• 484 Shoplifter with a child slung over his shoulder South on Milpas hit Rite Aide 35 South Milpas.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

• 415  Family 300 Block of South Voluntario.
• Highway 101 at Storke vehicle accident.
• Overdose at Waller Park near the duck pond.
• Gas odor inside residence in the 400 Block of Datona Drive ambulance also requested.
• 10851 Stolen auto possibly recovered by owner 1200 Block of East Guirerrez.
• Stolen vehicle work truck First Block of West Pedrogosa.
• 415 Domestic mother-son 400 Block of Por La Mar.
• Traumatic injury subject possibly trapped between granite slabs at River Park.
• Remote Control Airplane almost crashes into reporting parties head when he complains to the pilot the pilot pulls a knife on him 6100 Block of Carpinteria Ave in Carpinteria.
• Montecito Shores Vehicle burglary.
• Medical call possible NBD on Los Padres Road.
• Empty vehicle left in the road 300 Block of East Cabrillo.
• 242  400 Block of West Micheltorena subject hit female then left residence carrying a child
• “Yeller” in the Library 40 East Anapamu.
• Found Firearm at Conserve Fuel 89 Highway 246.
• Small fire reported out on Sterns Wharf Harbor Patrol and Engine one responded.
• 23103 Reckless tourists in 3-Wheel rental vehicles driving to slow on Foothill. Leave the tourists alone they are just checking out the sights and that is how Santa Barbara makes the big bucks
• Subjects smoking marijuana in the Visitors Center Bathroom 1 Garden Street.
• Female Fall victim in front of Farmer Boy in the 3400 Block of State did not want to go to the hospital possibly drunk with 2 dogs.
• 415 Passenger refusing to leave the Trolley 500 Block of Ninos Drive.
• 415 Between 2 subjects in the 200 Block of East Cabrillo.

When I first came around Edhat Peter our Founder put up a cartoon from YouTube that had a little cartoon chipmunk on it that said “If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all.” I think it was directed at me. I wish it was back on here I kind miss that chipmunk…Anyway Have a great MONday-MONday.   Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear,Midnight, Merlin, Clancy, Thomicina, Tom Cat, Tiger, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan, C.J., Walter, Fred, Brad, Billy, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Pat, Mavis, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, David Cox, Poe, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY! DEBBIE! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday.