Scanner Reports 4-18-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

HIGH NOON TUESday. There is nothing like scaring the Holy HELL out of someone that is snooping on your property by screaming at the top of your lungs. I wish I had one of those camera phones to show all of you the point of audible impact but it was the spur of a moment decision to do it. By doing it I might have stopped possible impending violence at the same time. I got to watch this subject stop everything they were doing and take off yelling. Gentleman Jim had just pulled out so she was waiting for him to leave before she did her little naked garden shower knowing the horror I was about to witness again and not wanting to see her naked as well as one neighbor coming out angry that there’s a naked homeless woman bathing on her front lawn for her kid to see I let out a blood-curdling scream, nice and long she dropped the hose and beat feet down the road.

3:42 am Tuesday Mornin… I woke up to do what older men do at that time in the morning, Drain the old Lizard. Then I went back to bed as soon as my head hit the pillow I heard a mans voice next to my window. I slowly got up and stood by the window opening the shades, slowly I thought he was just on the other side of the fence probably using the commode as there is an enclosed commode on the next property the Thatan’s put it in a few years ago. It’s a secret bathroom not many people know about it, that don’t bother me so much it’s the snoopers that bother me and the Peepers but lately I have been waking up in time to make sure nothing weird happens. I have been watching the TWINZ Video’s on YouTube ya know the Crazy guys who bait bicycles with hot seats, ropes, airbags and when someone steals it they are sorry within seconds. I like the one where they leave the U-Haul truck open with boxes in it the thief goes in than someone pops up, slamming the truck door shut latching it then go for a ride with the thief inside flying back and forth. I know it’s juvenile and immature as HELL but the thieves should not be stealing either and I wonder if it is real? Or whether or not the thieves do it again or do some of them go straight? It should be called SCARED STRAIGHT Part 2. The scream was innocent though no hurting anyone just scaring the shit out of them I can hardly wait till next time.

Oh Well Here is your Scanner Reports….MONday:

Ongoing 415 Domestic for awhile now in a residence near Figourea and Castillo I’ve heard several calls in a two week peroid.
1100 Anacapa male yelling at passerbys and hitting a black and white dog police caught up to him at Alameda Park.
800 Block of Bond either a vandalism, burglary or both, There was a window smashed.
Reporting party reporting that someone is staring at them at Caesar Chavez and Cabrillo by the bathrooms that is kinda creepy ever go into a bathroom and get stared at or something worse? I don’t like public bathrooms. My mom walked into a bathroom in Chicago back in the 70’s and a man was killing a woman he cut her throat right in front of my mom then ran out lucky for her.
Someone took the car! I just left it running here a second with the keys in the ignition on Wentworth in the 600 Block. I just want to know if they are going to leave the keys in the ignition again?
Funny thing a couple hours later same thing Downtown another car Keys in the ignition Bye Bye! When will they learn?
2 Drinkers of AlkeHol somewhere in the 200 Block of South Milpas.
Been a long time since I have been up to the 3500 Block of State street but I heard a call that 5 subjects were drinking AlkeHol and doing drugs on the 2nd floor of the Sunset Motel and I had no idea there was a 2nd floor on that motel. Maybe I just never noticed there was a 2nd floor there.
2255 Modoc La Cumbre Junior High 242 Assault investigation.
Medical call rear of the IRC County Jail.
Check the Welfare of a 3 month old locked in a blue Nissan Xterra in De La Guerra Plaza.
Tree branch on car 3300 Block of Richland.
Ortega and DLV Wires down.
Found stolen vehicle in Goleta on Miltada 300 Block.
Minor injury accident Victoria and Garden streets.
At the Glen Annie overpass there was a tree limb down on the railroad tracks.
Check the Welfare of a subject down on the sidewalk in front of 11 North Milpas.
The stolen Cadillac from the 600 Block of Wentworth was found in the 500 Block of East Anapamu.
Non injury vehicle vs motorcycle 3300 Block of Via Real.
Bicyclist hit 2 parked cars I did not hear a location but heard the call go out. I wonder if they were DUI?

Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

Injury traffic accident 4800 Block of Foothill near Carpinteria High School one injury.
415 Domestic Linden at Carpinteria Ave. in Carpinteria California.
273pc Investigation that is Child Abuse, to protect the identity of the child we will just say the investigation is at a school but most likely happened at home because CPS is involved.
Subject in a pink blanket refusing to leave Catholic Charities 609 East Haley street.
Check the Welfare of a male laying on Rail Road Tracks in the 200 Block of West Montecito…Someone moved him.
Code 40 / 21 North Milpas code 2 Medics called.
Vehicle parked in the red 1700 Block of Grand Ave
Keep the Peace parking lot of 7-11….. 331 West Montecito.
Medical call subject going through Withdrawals, MTD 1020 Chapala.
Campers on the sidewalk getting a tan Milpas at Quinientos in front of Crown Liquor.
Theft investigation in the 100 Block of Bodega Lane.
First block of South Alisos Vandalism.
600 Block of Del Playa theft.
415 Fight 4 white males in the street 324 West Montecito.
Via Rosa at Via Diego 415 Domestic.
100 Block of Los Aquaries subject with a possible broken rib… go good with some good BBQ Sauce
Subject refusing to leave IV as in Isla Vista coffee and smoking THE WEED.
Heat Stroke 3700 Block of Windy Way.
800 East Anapamu Medical call code 2, / 2 Patients did not hear why?
833 North Milpas CSI for a Burglary.

Will that is enough outta me for now Have a Great WEDnesday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Midnight, Merlin, Thomscina, Clancy, Tiger, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing We will see you on FRYday. Later, Roger