Scanner Reports 3-9-20

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Will the shit is certainly hitting the fan all over the country with this virus. I’m just glad I have Atavan, there is nothing I can do about it. I don’t have thousands of dollars to hoard supplies. It seems like our way of life is affected in every way as we might become infected. The thing to do if you have no money nor supplies is to go through all of your things and see what you do have. Gather all the information you can on Google to fight infections, any kind of infection even if it has nothing to do with coronavirus, gather all these things and stash it all in one place so you have it when you need it because chances are after going through everything in your home you will have at least one or two things that are needed to combat this illness. I haven’t thoroughly cleaned my place in a long time, I have a lot of Better than Nothing items but it’s Better than Nothing. Along with things might get crazy in other ways as supplies run low, crime will rise so it’s very important to keep everything you own secured to the max like a High Alert Code Red in your everyday life without going overboard or having heightened extreme paranoia. Keep Calm and cover your Ass. Hopefully some of us will get through this just fine. HERE IS YOUR SCANNER REPORTS.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

• 459pc Audible alarm Hayward Lumber 421 Laguna someone seen on the video alarm
• Med call 2200 Block of Lilly. Avenue
• Suspicious subject possibly lighting the bushes on fire on Olive Mill road a fourth mile from Coast Village Road
• Vandalism Ortega Park
• 4200 Block of Vieja Drive structure Fire response
• Scanning the bluffs in Goleta for a suicidal subject he was found later in the day in the Ellwood Area.
• HMA ripped off a bottle of alcohol at CVS on South Bradley in Santa Maria.
• Warrant Service stage outside the CHP Office in the 1700 Block of Camlati.
• 415-c Transient refusing to leave the parking lot of Duncan Donuts
• Check the Welfare of reporting parties Mother who lives on Encore Drive who is concerned about her room mates
• 1144pc on Santa Maria Way in Santa Maria Rest in Peace
• Medical call for a broken nose at Alan Hancock College in the Performing Arts Department
• 415pc Subject BMA with Dreadlocks making gun gestures at passerbys
• Store in the 100 Block of South Hope victim of a thieving employee taking merchandise and moola but SNOT for long the Police is on da way and the dummy is still there.
• Found bicycle in the 400 Block of DLV
• Illegal Camper 500 Block of Allen Road.
• 415pc Neighbors 400 Block of South Canada one neighbor grabbed the otter neighbors pizza and yelled obscenities at them. I wish someone would grab my pizza.
• 484 Ongoing petty theft 7-11  402 North Milpas street
• 484pc Nordstroms, WMA took Sunglasses, earlier in the day a Hispanic couple took two hair dryers.
• 3400 Block of Calle Madera that was in progress female came home found douche bag in her home he asked her if she was scared? I guess not much as she confronted him called the police and he went to jail.
• 400 Block of East Carrillo possible animal abuse.
• Vehicle fire a fourth mile on East Camino Cielo from Highway 154.
• Skimmer found on a gas pump at a gas station in the 2200 Block of DLV.
• Possible gang activity in the 5700 Block of Hollister missed most of the call read other sources that there was a fight and serious injury. Have been hearing and reading of gang activity Goleta and Santa Barbara lately

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

• Supervisor needed in the 300 Block of Verona don’t know why just woke up.
• Trespasser in an apartment in the 300 Block of West Mission.
• Med call 1800 Block of Cliff Drive.
• Harbor Patrol is on a Public Assist at the Sea Landing.
• 459 Audible Mechanics Bank 3700 Block of State street, no crime
• Suspicious circumstances did not say what 1100 Block of State street.
• Code 40 Under the Influence subject at the Harbor in the parking lot wearing a black Hoodie and a White Sox Hat….Yaaaaaaay Go White Sox!!! South Side All the Waaay!
• Premises check Vera Cruz Park.
• Traffic Accident unknown if inju8ry Valdez at Avenida.
• Confused elderly male possibly with Alzheimers 500 Block of Hot Springs
• Traffic Accident highway 101 Northbound off ramp at San Ysidro unknown if injury
• Med call 200 Block of Las Alturas.
• 415pc Subject yelling at employees at Union Bank in the 3400 Block of State street
• Premises check Dwight Murphy Park.
• Hancock at Highway One vehicle over the side
• 242pc Assault at Surfers Point 135 Shoreline Drive
• 459pc On Foxenwood auto burglary.
• Kid locked in a vehicle in the 400 Block of West Pueblo.
• Premises check at the Bird Refuge.
• Overdose in the bathroom of the Library 40 East Anapamu
• Premises check Skofield Park.
• Illegal Campers First Block of West Carrillo.
• 400 Block of Por La Mar 2 people verbally arguing.
• 400 Block of State street a victim was punched and thrown to the ground code 3 Fire Department and Medic’s responded besides the SBPD Suspect BMA had committed another assault earlier in the week was not captured.
• 500 Block of Castis 415 between Landlord and Tenant.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

• Vehicle off the Road injury accident highway 166 near Rock Front Ranch vehicle was smoking victim was airlifted to Marian Medical Center via Cal Star
• Premises check 13 to the 1400 Blocks of Euclid
• Late Accident report occurred on Los Positas now at Cottage ER
• Premises check Bohnett Park
• Premises check McKenzie Park
• Suspicious circumstances 1000 Block of Del Mar Avenue
• Premises check Plaza Del Mar.
• Found property a suitcase in the bicycle rack at Stearns Wharf
• Possible wanted subject 1800 Block of San Pascual
• Traffic Accident 1200 Block of San Andres Ford Fusion vs a Mercedes non injury
• Medical call 200 Block of West Cota
• SBPD in the MILPAS UNDERPANTS.
• Suspicious circumstances city lot 7, 1100 Block of Anacapa
• On a group in the creek La Mesa Park
• 3 to 4 Juveniles on bicycles Northbound on State street
• 31 West Carrillo the Canary Hotel Elevator Rescue
• Possible Animal Abuser female hitting a dog at Bath street and Pedregosa female wearing black pants and a gold sweater followed by reporting party
• Med call 2000 Block of Cliff Drive.
• 415 Domestic verbal in a car parked in front of the PD  215  East Figueroa
• First Block of North Alisos Subject sleeping in a red Jeep Cherokee
• 415 Domestic 200 Block of West Alamar male code 40 Drunk was standing at a door I think it was closed last seen East Bound
• 415 Fight 10 Subjects people filming it unknown if staged Cabrillo Balls Field 800 Block of East Carrillo.

Will that is all outta me for now Have a great MONday-MONday…Peter, Molly, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Midnight, Merlin, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Liza, Zoey, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Tiger, Clancy, Lola, PoPo,  Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads One, and Two, Poncho, Denny, Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry,Eddie, Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Mark, Willie, Pat, Mavis, Bengie, Ricky, Mrs. MacArthur, Auntie Helen, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Roger, Father Zimmerman, Joseph, Marty, Cop John, David Cox, Po,Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed,  Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY!,STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Little Mac, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on WEDnesday.  Later,  Roger