Scanner Reports 3-28-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

If a disaster strikes are you ready? I’m not, never have nothing but I’m lucky have a couple great neighbors that would help me get out if I needed to go. Being stuck here at home I can always find a couple things to eat: canned goods, always keep an extra gallon of water around, have a cheap burner cell phone lights, batteries, radio’s, first aid stuff, the basics. No generator, or electric power source, none of the good stuff I would have if I had bucks but I’m OK with that there are other ways to communicate if I have to. I do have one thing I think is really neat it’s a small battery operated folding lamp I got from some catalog it costs me $15.00 takes 4 AAA batteries, it is very bright pretty much lights up the whole room. The batteries last a while too it was a great investment that 15 Bucks. I have scanners too, 5 of them in fact and one digital with the little I have I think I’d be OK.

Do you have all you need to survive a few days in a disaster? I think Progresso soup, though soup has salt is a good investment, it’s a great soup and can be found pretty cheap around town. I always get a lot of stuff in the beginning of the month then start to run out toward the middle of the month. When the Thomas fire knocked out the power it killed most of the food I had just bought then with the power going off and on I bought a bunch of Progresso soup and ramen. The combo pulled me through. I haven’t been to a restaurant for many years unless we’re talking fast food. That’s ok too just can’t afford to lose everything over and over again and keep buying more. Feel free to share what kind of tools you have to survive a Disaster or what you do to make it through any tips or products you use.

Here are your scanner reports, MONday–MONday:

• Civil issue at the Biltmore I did not hear what, only that.
• Check the Welfare of a female not heard from in the past couple days in the 3700 Block of San Remo, the female was found on the floor of her home she had fallen code 3 Medics, Fire responded.
• Engine 3 responded along with Batt:715 at the China Bowl at 440 East Ortega where there had been an early morning fire, one of my favorite greasy spoons in the day.
• 459 Res Burglary in the 6600 Block of Trigo.
• Suicide by gunshot in Goleta, suicide by hanging in Santa Barbara.
• 415 Family Domestic and Assault possibly after an accident 400 Block of Avenue of the Flags.
• Premises check 600 Block of Pichaco.
• 459 Audible alarm 600 Block of El Rancho.
• 415 Domestic at Taco Bell on East Clark Santa Maria.
• Report of stabbing 5100 Block of Figueroa Mountain Road in Los Olivos.
• 415 Domestic 400 Block of Coronel street.
• Weird Subject wearing an orange and black cape and carrying a light saber sword which was fake at the Dolphin Fountain foot of Sterns Wharf.
• An intruder trying to enter a residence in the 3800 Block of Cresent Drive.
• Woman found another intruder in her dining room in Summerland on Golden Gate 2300 Block, but he wasn’t found by the responder team
• 415 Domestic 500 Block of West Cannon Perdido.-
• Campers on the patio and elevators at Marshalls every day.
• Subject refusing to leave the bushes at Cottage Hospital. You can build yourself a home inside some bushes around town people would not even know you were there.
• Festler at Pine vehicle vs bicyclist.
• Scooter vs vehicle entrance to Nookie Rock Park.
• Found stolen bicycle locked to a post Victoria at State street.
• Drunk male down inside of an MTD Bus 1020 Chapala.

Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

• First thing I heard Tuesday Morning is a cop say….”I’ll be at the Range.”….NOW I GOT ANOTHER SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.
• 1100 Block of Walnut Premises check.
• Suspicious subject on the La Cumbre over crossing a male wearing Camo carrying something long, one caller only no one found on the La Cumbre over crossing matching that description.
• Premises check 2500 Block of Hacienda Drive.
• Fall victim 402 North Milpas 7-11
• Medical call head injury at Val Verde 3700 Block of Modoc.
• Campers in a gold Toyota truck 100 Block of Calle Crespas.
• Audible alarm at PetCo 19 South Milpas employee on scene.
• 20002 Non injury investigation 600 Block of West Cota.
• Missed the initial  call out but some kind of vehicle accident in the 3500 Block of Medrona sounded like a hit and run of at least 2 parked cars and an arrest I believe that too.  Then possibly something else going on but I did not hear the rest.
• Subject threw a bottle at the Spearmint Rhino 415 Disturbed.
• 2 Males seen breaking into a mail box with a knife not sure if it was there’s or SNOT 16 Greenwell Lane.
• 415 Woman with a golf club in Alameda Park, I stay away from women who want to take me golfing they are dangerous.
• Audible alarm coming from the Library of Harding school.
• Check the welfare of a subject just discharged from Cottage ER who was checking car doors, then standing in the street.
• Medical call Unknown type 4100 Block of State street.
• 1021 Report of a theft by telly phone in the 5700 Block  of Hollister.
• Some sort of 415 Disturbance in front of Mac’s 501 Anacapa.
• 900 Block of East Yanolli male and female yelling possible 415 Domestic
• Suspicious male in the Lazy Acres parking lot offering to move elderly folks vehicles for them. I bet he will move them to L.A.!
• The green man ripped off items from the Mobil station in the 3800 Block of State street chips, soda, etc, his face and all his clothing was described as green. They said his face was painted green.
• Frank one on a group at Vera Cruz.
• Shoplifter at BevMo ripped off a bottle of Vodka went to McKenzie Park to share it with his friends got busted and might have went to jail
• Vehicle Fire to my rear of Trader Joe’s  Montecito and Alisos.-
• Checking the Rail Road tracks for a trespasser Los Patos and Cabrillo.

I noticed that CraigsList done away with it’s “Rants and Raves” section I wonder where the Cry Babies will come now to Bitch, Moan, and Cry? Lol..Anyway have a great WEDnesday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomscina, Clancy, Midnight, Merlin, Tiger, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, Elmo, Patrick, Christy,Diana, Jim,Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June,Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky,Marty, Cop John, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle Ernie Banks, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on FRYday.  Later, Roger.