Scanner Reports 3-23-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Checking out my bucket Wednesday it was filled to about 3 and a half inches, THURSday about 4 and a half. All in all a pretty good storm so far giving us the water we need with little storm damage. A couple trees down, some wires, few accidents here and there, people are trying to be careful at least so far. I don’t feel like going out and playing in the rain, if it were snow that would be a lot different. Indianapolis is looking at a foot of snow tomorrow one of my Sisters live in that area I haven’t seen snow for along time. I have been razzing her a bit, ya know Sisters cannot let em off too easy especially when you live far away and they cannot get to you. I really do miss laying in wait for some of the family when it’s snowing though especially when the snow is a little wet and it sticks, a powerful snowball can be a special surprise to an unsuspecting relative. Of all the snowball fights I used to get into I only regret one, the Catholic Priest all us guys in the Boys home were having a snowball fight with a Catholic Priest and I clobbered him with the ice ball knocking him out cold. Everyone ran back into the school but I took off and NEVER went back. He wasn’t hurt too bad, it was kinda scary though the way he was laying in the snow he kinda looked like a snow angel. No more snowball fights were allowed there I ruined it for them. I never went back because I did not like school anyway, course I was a little worried about what the priest might do if I did show up. Catholic Priests are not exactly non-violent, they could swing a drilled out paddle like Babe Ruth could slam a home run back in the day. Those were the days when they was allowed to do those sort of thang’s though there are places that still allow it. There are a lot of people out there that advocate paddling kids and giving them spankings, that seem to think giving a kid a good spanking is the answer to teaching kids respect. I’m not really so sure about that the spankings I got as a kid were called Beatings and that was what they were and the only thing they did for me made me feel like doing worse things which is what I did.

Anyway here are your Scanner Reports, WEDnesday:

Homeless male refusing to leave the Hallway at the church in the 1500 Block of State street.
Highway 101 Southbound at Highway 154 in Buellton vehicle accident.
Check the Welfare of a female who is unable to move 30 Los Pato’s.
2 Pickup trucks driving in the mud next to the bridge 1100 Block of Highway 154 Trespassing.
Elevator Rescue Granada Garage.
242 Assault investigation on Santa Ynez Court.
415 Homeless subject refusing to leave Select Staffing in the 1000 Block of Chapala.
Flash Flooding in the Lompoc area per Amtrak.
Student under the influence of drugs at SMHS in the office.
Fall victim head injury at Villa Alamar 45 East Alamar.
Medical call unknown type 1109 State street CVS Pharmacy.
4300 Block of Verano 20002 Non injury hit and run.
459 Burglary to a vending machine at Santa Cruz Market 324 West Montecito.
242 Assault Ortega at Milpas happened 3/15/18 filed 3/21
Man Down 136 West Canon Perdido.
Suspicious couple hanging out around Brownies market 400 Block of DLV Drive By Premises check.
Runaway Juvenile with warrants 29 North Milpas at McDonalds.
700 Block of Calle Los Amigos 594 Vandalism.
Threats investigation 300 Block of West Mission.
415 Fight between 2 Brothers in the 1100 Block of Dublin Court.
A drunk guy drained his lizard inside the lobby of the MTD Station 1020 Chapala on a wall.
415 Subject screaming in front of the Santa Cruz Market probably protesting for the rights of all vending machine burglars
Subject down inside of the Fuel Depot 101 West Carrillo.
Vehicle accident on Cacique 700 Block vehicle rollover, no injuries.
Minor injury Felony hit and run APS at Cota streets.

Scanner Reports, Thursday:

Suspicious subject looking into vehicles 1100 Block of Laguna.
415 Homeless subject refusing to leave McDonalds 29 North Milpas.
Unknown type Medical call 300 Block of Highway 246.
459 Audible burglary alarm 114 East Milpas.
Vandalism at Santa Barbara High School.
Subject in front of Adams School Yelling walking back and forth.
23103 Reckless driver Milpas roundabout might have hit a street sign and left a bumper tan pickup last seen on Nopolitos from Cacique. I don’t think they could get him there anyway.
Medical call for pain 319 North Milpas.
Suspicious circumstances call would not say what SBHS 700 East Anapamu.
Suspicious vehicle on Calle Caesar Chavez near West Marina a Red Nissan with its engine on the sidewalk.
Minor injury accident Highway 101 North at Patterson.
Check the Welfare of a kid playing on the bridge over the creek at Pedregosa and Castillo.
Attempt 459 Burglary investigation Fernando’s Market 1700 Block of San Andres.
Minor injury hit and run involving a grey Nissan in the 700 Block of West Micheltorena.
AMR Transport GVCH to PHF.
Check Harding School for a reckless driver 1600 Block of Robbins.
416, 602 Female on reporting party’s property screaming won’t leave somewhere on Linden in Carpinteria.
Check the area for a suitcase in the 2000 Block of Oak Ave.
Medical call 2200 Block of Saint James Drive.
Subject in Custody at the Casino for Trespassing.
417 Brandishing a handgun Industrial at Highway 246, Last seen South on Industrial from the 246 in a silver Chrysler 300 with a red bandana hanging from the mirror.

I still remember my best Snowball Strike that undercover cop car back in Hammond a snowball with a mixture of dog doo doo and ice All us kids running my best friend at the time still won’t talk to me, I woulda took the rap for him had I got caught…Oh well Have a good weekend…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Fish Head One, Thomiscina, Clancy, Midnight, Merlin, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl. Stan, Kent, ELMO, Bengy, Ricky, David Cox, Poe, Marty, Cop John, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, Muskie, Pat, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will see you on MONday-MONday…Later, Roger