Scanner Reports 11-12-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Fake snooze and ignorant assholes are all over the place when it comes to History. For me, I’m going to stay concerned only about mine, what I have seen and experienced in my life. Everything else is bullshit anyway. Talking to my Mom this morning she gave me the news of California as my Uncle tells her. They both live in Indiana and know far more about California than I do. After all I’m just a liberal idiot. Speaking of liberals some younger people gave me a run down about how Jane Fonda has been disrespected by Vietnam Veterans all these years and how they don’t know anything because they are all old and dead anyway. One mouthpiece was some behavioral scientist with a shit load of degrees, far smarter than my stupider ass, told me a few things or more. I’m not that liberal because I was thinking about Wood Chippers and how I’d like to fire one up. The best thing to do nowadays is to stay away from everyone and take care of your self. Don’t talk just keep walking. I really told those liberals off on Facebook, not in person. In person I think I would have lost it, that is why I do not go to protests. I’m pretty much in the middle with how I believe maybe it’s the Gemini in me I don’t know. I’m not Fonda Jane and I never will be nor am I of that other guy. The Annoying Orange. As far as real Veterans go I have total respect for them especially Vietnam Vets. My Brother in Law went to Vietnam and came back wounded and different then he was when he went in. It took some time for him to come back but he did come back. My sister divorced him but he will always be my Brother in Lawwhetherr he likes it or not. That’s my MILPAS UNDERPANTS and I’m sticking to Them! Here are your Scanner Reports,

Scanner Reports, Friday:

Someone was reporting a possible theft of a child’s bicycle at the Boys Scouts of America offices 4000 Modoc through 911 to the SBSO but when officers got there the bicycle was still there thieves were gone.
10851 Stolen Vehicle investigation 300 Block of Cannon Drive black Honda.
Premises check Chase Palm Park Extention.
Jumper Suicide male jumped from the Vista Point section of the Arroyo Hondo railroad bridge.
Juvenile problem 11 Year old refusing to go to school 100 Block of West Ortega.
Highway 154 at Stagecoach possible vehicle fire Truck brakes were on fire.
Med Call Seizures in the 500 Block of Anacapa.
Dislocated Hip at the Californian 2225 DLV Street.
City Parking lot 11 Breezeway Smokers.
Graffiti 700 Block of State street.
Vehicle rollover 100 Block of West Mountain Drive.
261pc Rape investigation Within Santa Barbara city limits.
Med Call female fainted wine department Lazy Acres store.
Code 60 Vehicle Blocking 200 Block of Cooper Road.
Med call for subject with leg pain CV Community center in the 5600 Block of Hollister.
Bank Robbery Montecito Bank and Trust on Coast Village Road in Montecito.
Med Call for a Fall victim at Mara Villa 5500 Block of Calle Real.
Vehicle vs Bicyclist Ortega Hill Road at Sheffield.
Suspicious subject tried to cash a stolen check at the Riveria Bank on Anacapa street.
Leaf Blower Sansum Clinic Parking Lot 215 Pesetas Lane.

Scanner Reports, Saturday

10851 Stolen vehicle 1000 Block of Nopal a Toyota Tundra with a camper shell, roof rack, kayak roofing business sign on it.
Premise check Ortega Park.
Premise check McKenzie Park.
10851 Stolen vehicle from the 800 Block of North Salsipuedes a White Honda Sport.
LEAF BLOWER!!! 800 Block of East Haley.
Vandalism to a truck 500 Block of East Haley.
Check the welfare of a man down from an electric wheelchair in the State street Underpass.
Smoke investigation burn area Camp Whittier highway 154 don’t know if they found anything.
Hazardous investigation 700 Block of West Wood hillside smoldering reporting party is concerned.
Suspicious Circumstances male and female seen putting a handgun in the trunk of a vehicle in the 400 Block of Ward Drive Green Mitzibshi.
415 Man yelling in the 400 Block of West Calle Crespas.
Transient inside McDonalds threatening to 242 Assault the staff 1213 State street.
Skateboarder in and out of traffic 23103 Reckless 100 Block of State street.
Brush Fire top of a hillside in the 6700 Block of Santa Rosa Road.
SBSO Officer transporting one subject to County jail who was citizen arrested I don’t know why.
Vehicle vs Bicyclist 300 Block of East Cabrillo.
Suspicious Shopping cart with 2 suspicious looking white bags next to it in the walkway behind Chevron underneath the freeway, they were normal nothing wrong with the shopping cart or bags.
Fall victim head injury a baby 200 Block of West Cabrillo.
23103 Reckless driver a female in a dark blue Honda with paper plates near Earl Warren Check her Welfare.
A female wearing a backpack ran across the lanes on the 101 Freeway just South of Fairview and was in the center divider.
10851 Stolen vehicle found by the SBSO requesting SBPD for pick up pretty sure it was in Goleta.
Code 40 Drunk male yelling outside the ER 320 West Pueblo twice.
A tall juvenile WMJ on a skateboard ripped off a Big Drink from CVS pharmacy in the 3900 Block of State street and left East on State street.
Intentional overdose 1200 Block of Talmege Road.
459 Burglary to an apartment or office in the 600 Block of East Micheltorena.
Keep the Peace 500 Block of Bath street.
Violent Camper Carpinteria State Park Santa Cruz Section challenging others to fight kicking punching things older white male probably reading Facebook.
Fall Victim 227 East Anapamu.
Lights on, Doors Open, Dogs coming out no one home in the 200 Block of West Pedregosa not sure what happened there.
273.5 Domestic violence 800 Block of State street.

Scanner Reports, Sunday

Trespassing 1800 Block of Cliff Drive.
Check the Welfare of someone making Suicidal statements on Facebook North Side of Town.
415 Fight 2 Subjects middle of the street 400 Block of Ellwood.
Transient yelling 800 Block of State street.
415 Verbal back to the 400 Block of Ellwood Beach Drive.
Threats 3000 Block of State street Former customer threatening employees by phone They were doing it in person earlier.
Audible alarm no crime 1300 Block of State street.
Audible alarm and open door in the 1000 Block of Anacapa.
Traumatic injury Paradise and highway 154.
Motorcycle vs vehicle non injury Camino Pescadro at Pasado.
Med Call finger laceration on a 1 year old on South Canada 100 Block.
Audible Alarm 800 Block of East Mason.
Burglary 2600 Block of Samarkland Drive seems like I heard at least one burglary a day lately.
Med Call Lake Cachuma Campground.
23152 Drunk Driver Storke and Hollister 2007 Hyundai registered out of town.
SBPD Att to locate a subject in the 3700 Block of San Remo.
415 Transient yelling thrashing his arms about South on State street from Valerio.
Someone is on the Camera rummaging through a garage on a Business property on Nopolitos 100 Block cause I never heard of any other block.
Check the welfare of a dog in a blue Ford Focus with the windows up in city parking lot 4 900 Block of Chapala.
Assist CHP with a subject highway 101 Northbound Bath On ramp subject has a warrant.
Med Call 5200 Block of Kern Drive Fall victim.
Transient in the creekbed yelling 2600 Block of DLV behind Alamar.
Medics were requesting help with a patient in the 300 Block of Castillo street who was being combative
Illegal burn in the backyard 1700 Block of Grand Ave.

Weird how it starts getting cool at night all of a sudden suddenly you end up with some weird sinus crap and you feel like your held together with Elmers glue your eyes tired and heavy you have the chills aches and pains you feel damp in a weird way like your bones are wet. Anybody else got this carp? Yea will on top of everything else IT REALLY SUCKS!!! I’m going to watch an old movie tonight maybe Brubaker, or Escape from Alcatraz…Anyway Have a Great MONday-MONday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Clancy, Thomicina, Shadow, FREDDIE! Midnight, Merlin, Tiger, PoPo, Lola Fish Head One, and Two, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Pat, Mavis, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Marty, Cop John, David Cox, Po, Bengie, Ricky, Eddie, Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, Debbie, Ken, LUCY! STOBE THE HOBO! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday. Later, Roger