Edhat Staff
By edhat staff
In a newly brokered deal with the City of Santa Barbara, Edhat has purchased De La Guerra Plaza.
With the debate over what should happen to Santa Barbara’s city center, if it should be remodeled or host the Saturday Farmer’s Market, edhat came up with the perfect decision. We’ll buy it!
We hired a top of the line architect who spent months putting together this professional rendering of what the building space will look like. Drawn to scale, it offers a design style that fits within Santa Barbara’s unique aesthetic. With three stories and the option to add six more for a very tasteful nine-story building right in the center of Santa Barbara.
Our design and application were quickly accepted by the city council, the mayor, the historical society, and the Architectural Board of Review. What an easy process!
To accommodate our 378 employees who will travel to our new building every day, we’re offering 1 parking space, which is more than enough since everyone rides around town on rentable Lime scooters.
Also, to make sure our landscape is always looking great, we’ll be installing a very special strain of grass for a beautiful lawn that only needs to be watered 11 times a day. You’ll be unable to walk on it or touch it, but it will look stunning!
Click here to learn more about edhat’s new headquarters!
YETI, it’s a special type of grass, see? It gets watered 11 times a day, with transient urine!
This tiny office craze has gotten out of hand!
Actually “yellow gold” (pee) is good for gardens. Maybe not in such astronomical quantities, though. Not sure how nicotine and alcohol content would affect grass, either.
A great place to sunbathe in the nude on Tuesday Afternoons…
April Fool’s… biggest giveaway was that the building approval process was “easy”.
Does it come with our without all of the transient urine?
The top floor could be leased to the Mayor. She will need all of it.