Scanner Reports 9-10-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

All my joints are sprung and twisted, some of you know the feeling. It’s irritating as hell then the ice pick cometh, relentless pain. There is really nothing that can get rid of the pain and do the Job. Some things help, but it still hurts. Hopefully it will only last a few days. The original injury was frightening and almost crippling, as in wheelchair and bed after a jerk caused it at work. I get life long pain, I would have put the guy in a wood chipper if I could have lifted him. As I lay totally numb in water while it poured rain he refused to call medics. I was physically numb for some time and thought I was going to drown. He did not get in any trouble for what he did, I got a lifelong disabling back injury though. I kept working after the injury until I could not anymore. I should have kept in touch with the guy, I would have made soylent green out of him by now, whenever it hurts this bad I think of all the things I’d like to do to the guy and it makes me feel better a little. It’s not current news events but I cannot stop thinking about the pain because it’s there. There is always some pain but this is all pain constant the cannot sit/stand that pain… When you’re in pain it’s all there is. Here are your Scanner Reports.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

Hit and Run investigation happened the other day 500 Block of East Ortega street.
415 Subject talking to himself using profanities that must be good for a felony One North Garden street. If your going to curse to yourself NEVER do it around tourists.
Theft of files in the 3000 Block of DLV.
2 Subjects disturbing possibly with stolen bicycles 29 South Milpas.
Subject needs assistance getting back in his wheelchair 501 Anacapa.
SBPD on a group at Ortega Park.
SBSO 1110 For Theft did not say wheres maybe over the phone report.
5400 Block f Barker pass Court Order violation parent picked up child and was under a court order not too.
Another felon yelling profanities screaming yelling 1000 Block of Foxenwood.
A Carpinteria High School student left school and was threatening to jump off a bridge but other students got to him first.
Highway 246 at Swinney lines down.
SBPD Was involved in a foot pursuit on SBHS property possibly with a student and captured the subject I don’t know why they were wanted
415 Subject yelling gang slurs outside an address in the 900 Block of East Haley.
Heard something about a 261 Rape call but no location in the city I would not post the location anyway.
Minor injury accident Alamar at State street.
Check the welfare of a man down in the 400 Block of State street unresponsive code 2 Medics.
20002 Non injury hit and run investigation 3400 Block of State street.
Amtrak having near misses near a bridge not sure where exactly but heard the Ventura River Bridge mentioned a couple times.
Possible hand to hand drug activity going on behind the Faulding Hotel.
415 Domestic 1000 Block of East Yanonali.
SBSO Detail at SMHS Football game.
Possible DUI Driver followed by citizen pulled over by police in the 600 Block of East Micheltorena.
4600 Block of Marlene Drive in Santa Maria prowler on a patio.
Off duty police officer following a possible DUI and hit and run driver in the Garden street underpass, pulled over in the 100 Block of East Cota.
Code 40, Drunk and 5150, in the 2800 Block of State street.
Ten guys with open containers top of Parma Park.

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

Check the Welfare of a female parked in a blue Rav 4 near El Cap beach either had been drinking or having mental health issues.
Subject observed climbing into a storm drain and possibly leaving property there then rode away on a bicycle near Fairway Road.
415 Male and female yelling near restrooms at the Arco station 3618 State street.
Premises check Cacique foot bridge.
Campers on the beach 300 Block of East Cabrillo.
SBPD on a ped at Kids World.
3 Juveniles on the Micheltorena over crossing possibly throwing things on vehicles.
Subject with warrants in a vehicle 100 Block of West Calle Crespis.
415 Family at the Cabrillo Inn.
Trespassers on the Tracks per Amtrak not sure where exactly they speak in numbers.
600 Block of DLV 415 Domestic.
2 Homeless subjects throwing trash 200 Block of West Montecito.
SBPD on a group at Vera Cruz.
Sonny ripped off Daddys car and it might be on Sycamore Lane a white Audi with loud exhaust and tint windows.
2 Drunks yelling in the 100 Block of North Hope.
Camper in a sleeping bag in a car port 1000 Block of Coast Village Road.
415 Female yelling 1500 Block of Garden street.
1145 Suicidal subject near the Amtrak station in Goleta.
Domestic violence 700 Block of Olive street.
242 Assault 800 Block of Paseo Nuevo, victim on the first block of East Ortega.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

Structure Fire, under construction 1000 Block of Las Alturas Road.
415 Fight between 2 males 200 Block of Mathilda in Goleta.
415 Domestic 300 Block of South Canada.
Medical Emergency for Back Pain at the Hilton 633 East Cabrillo.
Unconscious at Church 1500 Block of State street
I don’t know where this was but heard this so I’m posting…”1144 By hanging 100 Yards West of our vehicles.” SBSO Call.
Shoplifter ripped off baseball hats from 7-11 331 West Montecito.
459 Burglary near the softball fields 4300 Block of Constellation in Lompoc.
Medical call man with chest pains under the Castillo underpass.
Suicidal female 1300 Block of Punta Gorda.
Premise check to the rear of Cost Plus 600 Block of State street.
100 Block of Nipomo 5150 on scene with SBSO requesting Cares or Medics.
415 Female yelling lower Manning Park.
Road Rage highway 154 at Figueroa Mountain Road.
Suspicious Subject hanging out all day in the 1200 Block of Carpinteria street with a suitcase that would be a bummer and I have been there.
Drunk female on Carpinteria avenue can barely walk code 2 Medics for her.
Suspicious circumstances ex-husband thinks his ex-wife is leaving children unattended.
459 to a Vehicle in the SB Cemetary 900 Block of Channel Drive.
Premises check Chase Palm Park.

So my Sister turned me on to this news channel KWTV News, somewhere in Oklahoma. They like to watch police pursuits in California it’s quite entertaining some of the comments from the good folks in Oklahoma wondering why their news station has police pursuits in California on their station in Oklahoma on Facebook. One would think they might make fun of our state but not really they are mostly wondering why their news station is doing live breaking news police pursuits in California that alone makes me laugh something I need to do more of these days. Anyway That is all outta me for now Have a great MONday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Clancy, Thomicina, Tom Cat, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin, Lola, PoPo, Fish Heads one, and Two, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO! Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Eddie, Bambi, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Marty, Cop John, Bengy, Ricky, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, Debbie, Ken, Lafeyette, Ted, John Hancock, Micky Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, Lucy, and Chris Willing we will see you on WEDnesday…Rest in Peace Fish Head 2.