Scanner Reports 10-1-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Well, well, well … election day is almost upon us once again! All the crap showed up in the mail the other day, I don’t see voting as a privilege anymore it’s when all the bullies come out and tell you how to vote. I’m pretty sure that is why so many people gave up on voting. I know for a fact after what happened in the 2016 Primary when all the votes were taken from one candidate and added to the crooks numbers, many from one party went to the other and voted for the other crook. Those who said, “If you don’t vote for one your voting for the other” ruined the 2016 Election. They say one party is less evil than the other party if at all it’s not less evil by much very little in fact. The same people that said “If you don’t vote for this one your voting for that one” are now laying the blame of the election on those who did not vote at all jerks. I’m pretty DemoncRat in my voting but though I am, other DemoncRats piss me off. Neither party does the will of the people they do their own will they walk out on voting for something because they do not agree with the other party, both parties do it. Laws are made Law and some states and cities don’t honor the laws they fight them like they did before the vote. The reason why I still vote though it pisses me off is that there are some politicians that actually do their job and the will of the people to the best of their ability they don’t give a shit what other side or anyone else thinks they keep working that is what I vote for. I don’t always agree with them or some decisions made but I vote for the good of the Country, State, City. That’s my vote in my MILPAS UNDERPANTS and if you want it so bad. Good Luck! Here are your Scanner Reports.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

Stolen Vehicle Michele Lane
Med Call 1200 Block of Quinientos
Lewd Conduct with himself while following students to SBHS near the Court House male wearing a blue flannel shirt, shorts
415 Subject trying to take fishing poles from the folks fishing at the end of Stearns Wharf.
415 Domestic ex Boyfiend refusing to leave 1500 Block of West Valerio.
10851 Stolen vehicle 300 Block of Ellwood Beach Drive.
Keep the Peace call 2800 Block of Baseline.
415 Domestic ex boyfiend stalking girlfriend 600 Block of West Micheltorena.
Homeless encampment in a creekbed 2700 Block of Veron Road.
148 Obstruction running from the law near the Chimney Sweeps apartments in IV 775 Camino Del Sur.
Grand theft investigation occurred at Montecito Bank and Trust 1000 Block of State street reporting party in the 1200 Block of Anacapa.
Road Rage Butterfly Lane at Coast Village between a white F-150, and a grey Toyota pick up truck.
242 Assault investigation occurred at O’Malley’s. Investigation at the station.
Wanted Subject at the Salvation Army,”Scotty”
Med call 1800 Block of Cliff Drive.
Small vegetation Fire on Gaviota Peak on the Fire Trail.
Drunk down in the planter 2 North Milpas.
Check the Welfare of a Cottage Hospital escapee with an IV in his arm Westbound on Junipero.
Thief in a wheelchair ripped off a pink puffy hat from the World of Magic in the 700 Block of State street.
Motorcyclist vs Deer highway 154 near Lake Cachuma.
1300 Punta Gorda 273.5 Domestic violence.
242 Assault 1300 Block of Garden.
Theft from a vehicle 200 Block of Helena.
Former Employee of CVS Pharmacy 222 West Carrillo calling all pharmacy locations in the area and threatening them will there goes his transfer!
Silver Honda with 3 Occupants part plate 7LO?788 Involved in 484 theft from Rite Aide 35 South Milpas

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

415 Domestic male yelling heard only not seen on South Soledad street, or maybe it was North.
First block of West Mason on a residence window smashed, screen pulled out possible burglary.
Several males hanging out near the Chase Bank ATM making folks nervous 1302 State street.
Homeless subject refusing to leave an address in the 1600 Block of Castillo.
Vehicle fire in the Emergency Lane near Nojoqui Grade.
Oceano at Del Sol on the Mesa 20002 Non injury hit and run suspect vehicle a blue 70’s pick up truck with a female driver.
Traumatic injury Girsh Park
5 Year old boy Fall Victim from the Monkey Bars at Kids World hand injury
Vehicle accident highway 101 Northbound minor injury rollover down an embankment.
Female in Labor 2900 Block of State street possible complications
415 Domestic 1200 Block of APS.
Transformer Fire 900 Block of Miramonte.
415 Neighbors 100 Block of Camino De Vida.
415 Domestic 1800 Block of Old Mill Road.
Premises check McKenzie Park.
Drinkers on Milpas.
Med Call Alcohol Withdrawls in front of the County Jail.
Domestic Violence 3400 Block of Richland Drive.
Theft of a Blanket 35 Parker Way from the Apartment buildings laundromat, bummer. I know people are in need but so are residents. For those of you into the Grateful Dead I can tell you where to get some real cool Jerry Blankets fleece starting at 25.00 Bucks.
415 Homeless male in his 60’s 100 Block of Santa Barbara street possibly vandalized a vehicle in the 100 Block of Grey was at Tazer point and possibly went to jail.
Restraining Order violation Garden Court 1100 Block of DLV.
Gun shot heard odor of powder in the air 200 Block of Santa Barbara Shores.
Theft investigation at the police station.
Keep the peace subject needs to pick up property 4000 Block of Foothill
Premise check for an illegal camper on Private property in the 700 Block of Los Canolas.
415 Unknown type at Jacks Bagels 53 South Milpas.
Female with a baseball bat 400 Block of East Arrellaga thought I heard there was a domestic in that area earlier ain’t fun being with a woman who can swing a bat they don’t call it softballl for nothing.
273.5 Domestic violence State and Carrillo male shoved female she ran West he went North on State street get away from him now before it gets worse.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

Suspicious Circumstances occurred in the 100 Block of North La Cumbre.
Highway 154 entrence to Lake Cachuma white van off road solo vehicle accident.
419 Burglary to a vehicle city lot 12 Guiterrez at State street.
415 Fight 2 subjects at 35 State street.
Code 40 Drunk possible medical near the Tennis Courts at DPHS Reporting Party SBPD…SBSO Fire department, and Medics responded 7600 Block of Alemada in Goleta.
Motorcyclist down highway 101 Southbound San Ysidro off ramp.
Hit and Run no injuries highway 101 Northbound at Turnpike.
Male yelling and Moaning possible medical emergency 330 Highway 246 Ranch Club Mobile Estates.
Punk on a skate board with a goatee 242 ed Shoved a 7 year old kid in the 1300 Block of Shoreline last seen heaed toward Meigs Road.
415 Fight near the county admin building 3 or 4 subjects involved woman has a baseball bat and might have been having a medical emergency Fire department and Medics responded.
Check the Welfare of a subject down on a driveway in the 500 Block of Chapala.
LOUD MOTORCYCLE FOOTHILL AT ONTARE!!!
There’s some shootin going on where their aien’t supposed to be none East Camino Cielo Old white Toyota sedan involved they are possibly above Ladera Lane at Arroyo Burrio shooting Range which is closed due to Fire Danger of course some ASShats don’t care.
415 Of sorts at Goleta Beach grey Honda CRV involved someone was dumping trash at the beach
3 Homeless subjects with grocery carts blocking the sidewalk DLV at State street
20002 Non injury hit and run 1100 Block of Olive street
211 West Guiterrez 459 Burglary to a residence
Items stolen from reporting parties home found in River Park North County.
Homeless female refusing to leave the Boys Camp on Paradise Road.
Homeless subject with off leash pit bull on Mission Drive in Solvang.

It’s about that time of year when all the Non Profits send you all kids of stuff in the mail in order to get donations. You don’t even have to buy Holiday Cards or Address labels this time of year Last Year I sent Boys Town a few bucks. I liked the Movie I actually spent acouple days in Boys Town and could have stayed if I wanted to hard I known I was going to get sent to Military school a few months later I would have. Boys Town sent me a huge package of stuff this year calendars, labels, Holiday cards, a planner. Disabled Veterans I sent money too also sent me a bunch of stuff labels, cards a tee shirt I gave the tee shirt to a disabled veteran I know too small for me if a non profit sent me a tee shirt in my size it might cost half their budget since I’m a 5 XL. If I get a few more Holiday cards I won’t have to buy any that is one way to save a few bucks. Anyway Have a Great MONday-MONday…Saint Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Clancy, Thomicina, Tigar, Midnight, Merlin, LoLa PoPo, Fish Head One, and Two(I jmiss those little Fish Heads they were good little Dogs.) Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Bengy, Ricky, David Cox, Poe, Marty, Cop John, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Pat, Mavis, Lafayette, Ted, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, Debbie, Ken, LUCY! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on WEDnesday. Later, Roger