Scanner Reports 3-12-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Seems like every day we all have a chance to learn from someone else’s example but not many people seem to learn, because vehicles with keys in them keep getting stolen white the motorist says to themselves “I’m only going to be gone a second NO ONE WILL STEAL MY CAR? But THEY DO. Here is another one. I’m just going to leave these GUNS in the truck overnight, No One Will Break Into My Truck and steal them, but they do. Some people leave their vehicles open at night with expensive items inside. Some people must have money to burn, refreshing to read in the comments that Insurance companies won’t cover stolen vehicles who’s Mommy and Daddies leave the keys in. LIVE AND LEARN I ALWAYS SAY. One of the most useful things I have ever learned is when I don’t want something anymore, just leave it outside someone will come along and snatch it ,they will probably think they are stealing it too. Help make them feel good about themselves like they had to actually work for it by stealing it.

Here is a Funny one, as I am writing this a call went out on the vehicle taken on SATurday in the 1000 Block of Chapala the red Toyota Sion something about a 415 in the 1200 Block of Quinientos the thief still had the vehicle. Anyway, the thief got in the car and was last said to be heading South on Milpas passed Roger toward the 101 Freeway. Opps did I say too much? Anyway sounds like there might be some Weird Who Doo Voo Doo between the thief and owner of the vehicle STILL It aint smart to leave the keys in your vehicle. With friends like that who needs an enema? Another weird thing I always say, I hope I never need one again, my mom used to give me those things. I still remember them HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE! If It was a choice of letting the thief keep my car, or giving me an enema and getting my car back I’d say “Keep the Car, here I have some guns for you too..” Jus Sayin Anyway Here is your Scanner Reports.

Scanner Reports, Friday

• 2500 Block of Miguelito Canyon 459 Commercial burglary.
• SMOKE ALARM GOING OFF  FOOD ON THE STOVE 500 Block of East Arrellaga OH GEE SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS.
• 415 Loud music 104 Los Aquaries.
• Subject harassing construction workers at the East Beach Bath Mouse.
• Medical call for a subject bleeding at State and Alamar.
• Follow up at the Holiday Lodge subject transferred.
• Threats investigation Santa Barbara Junior High.
• Subject refusing to leave in the 200 Block of North Fairview.
• 4000 Block of Cedar Hurst suspicious subject sitting on a bus bench taking pictures Gee I wonder who that could be.
• Naked guy outside a grey van draining his lizard in the parking lot of In and OUT.
• Medical call for a subject with blood in his urine in the parking lot of the YMCA 36 Hitchcock.
• 1144 Motorcycle accident in Isla Vista rest in peace.
• 700 Block of Mercury in Lompoc Stabbing.
• 415 Domestic at Cantwells subject calling from there the domestic is elsewhere.
• 242 Assault and Strong Arm Robbery 801 State street, suspect captured a few blocks away I bet he realizes now that he should not have messed with that person
• Traffic Accident 1200 Block of San Andres.
• Southbound on State street from Starbucks is a Drunk in a black robe walking in traffic 3900 Block.
• Traffic accident Highway 101 Carrillo Northbound offramp.
• South La Cumbre at Calle Real injury traffic accident.
• 3 Drunks in a white Ford pickup truck in the 800 Block of Miramonte.
• Motorcyclist down in lanes injury in front of SMHS 4700 Block of Hollister.
• Campers in a parking lot 104 Los Aquaries 3 males and a female Sounds like Fours Company.

Scanner Reports, Saturday

• Burglary to a vehicle 900 Block of Castillo.
• 415 Montecito resident calling 911 and yelling at the dispatcher about being 261ed…Raped/ not posting location.
• Highway one at Santa Lucia Canyon vehicle accident UNknown if injury.
• Medical call 400 Block of Ellwood Beach Road.
• 415 Domestic, Wife trying to leave with the rent money 600 Block of West Cota.
• Cota at Salsipuedes 415 Domestic, female threatening to slap the male in a grey sedan so he got out and walked into Ortega Park. She won’t do it there Ortega Park is crime free
• Premises check 5 points.
• Highway 154 at Armour Ranch Road report of Structure Fire in the area.
• Fall victim on the Track at Westmont College.
• 415 Domestic 2000 Block of Monterey.
• Code 2 Medical unknown problem 7100 Block of Hollister code 2 Medical unknown type.
• Flooding in the number 2 Lane highway 101 at Mission Southbound.
• 1000 Block of Mountain Drive vehicle stuck in the mud suspicious driver per reporting party but he turned out to be a Custody Deputy.
• Code 40 Drunk female stumbling Eastbound on Haley from the Fall Down Hotel.
• 3 Subjects panhandling 415 with passersby at CVS in the 5800 Block of Hollister.
• Vehicle blocking code 60 1200 Block of Cacique.
• Wires down 1800 Block of East Mountain.
• Wires arcing 100 Block of West Arrellaga.
• Vehicle Fire far Eastern end of Goleta Beach.
• 20002 Non-injury hit and run City parking lot 12 First Block of West Gutierrez.
• 415 Between sellers at the Farmers Market 600 Block of Santa Barbara street.
• Las Positas at Stanley head on collision injuries.

Scanner Reports, Sunday

• 10851 Stolen White Ford Ranger last seen in the 5800 Block of Calle Real.
• 415 Fight 2 males  Vera Cruz 130 East Ortega.
• Vehicle Accident highway 101 Southbound Los Alamos Southbound off Ramp.
• Medical call fall victim 5700 Block of Calle Real.
• Suspicious circumstances 500 Block of Bath street.
• Check the Welfare of someone,(did not hear who) Padaro and Via Real.
• Homeless subject disturbing otters in the parking lot of the .99 cent store.
• 5150 Subject walking up and down the street in the 3900 Block of Via Lucero (I did not know it was against the law to walk up and down the street if your mentally ill?) To Cover their ass(The reporting party said they could also have been drinking) I guess some people don’t like to see people walk down the street too many times. Maybe they should go to a Silly Hall meeting and say something about this.
• Medical call 500 Block of East Los Olivos.
• Pile burning in the area of Figueroa Mountain and Alamo Pintado
• UNknown if injury accident 400 Block of Santa Fe Place.
• Code 2 Medical call county jail front of the IRC  4436 Calle Real.
• Trash Dumper alongside the RR Tracks in the 3800 Block of Modoc Blue Dodge Durango involved.
• 415 Over the Stolen red Toyota with the keys in it on SaTURDay this is sounding more like DRAMA! As in LOVE gone SOUR…In this case of keys in the vehicle that got ripped off I’m getting away the more I hear the more I want to stay away though there was a crime involved.
• Injury accident vehicle into a sign Anacapa at Figueroa.
• Another 459 Burglary to a residence in the 6500 Block of Del Playa I did not hear the others but since they said Another there must have been more.
• Keep the Peace at Skyview RV ON 246  400 Block.
• Disturbed Drunk 1400 Block of San Andres.
• Gas odor inside a unit at 512 Bath, engine one and truck one responded.
• Smoke investigation 1421 State street
• Possible strong arm robbery of a bicycle 2300 Block of Las Positas on the overpass suspect early 20’s blue pants, black hat.

Will that is all outta me for now We got some pretty good rain over the weekend cleaning up the air a bit kinda nice Hopefully people will stop leaving their keys in their vehicles and stop making it easy for criminals to rip us off Either Way Have a Lovely MONday-MONday…..Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomsina, Midnight, Merlin,Clancy, Fish Head One,  Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan,C.J., Walter, Fred, Brad, Billy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, David Cox, Poe, Bommy, Poppy, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, Pat, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing We will see you on WEDnesday.  Later,  Roger