Scanner Reports 4-6-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

I haven’t been feeling so well lately and that Quake did not help matters. I was feeling better but now I’m not for some reason. I get all shook up when there is an earthquake, my nerves get frayed and my body gets out of whack, things go out like my back, neck, knees. It’s really weird it’s happened in a couple quakes: the Northridge one I got thrown outta bed, (Here) on a 2nd floor, the Paso Robles one tore my knee outta joint, couldn’t walk normally for 3 weeks and it hurt like Hell. This one felt like a punch to the chest knocking my air out, the coffee I was holding splashed onto my tie-dye Dead shirt adding more color. The shelves shook, Little Fish Head was swinging back and forth in his aquarium and he looked quite annoyed. It went on for some time and then my guts started rolling for those of you that have weird Tummy’s YOU KNOW. It’s bad enough being nervous in public earthquakes, even small ones can be a terror to the guts, I took an Ativan first thing I’m just trying to mellow out now. That was a weird little Quake, I thought it was coming for me for a second. Things got better after the meds and a few tokes. I’m glad I wasn’t anywhere else, I would have been worried about the little dogs here at home all alone, Joey, Fish Head, and the mice Joey brought in. I cannot catch them so I might as well name them while they are here.

The Zapper has become a form of amusement for them as it goes off with no shock, they now enjoy setting it off, bassturds. I bought some other traps they just walk by laughing at me like Keebler Elves, non-lethal traps the humane kind that LIBERALS like me use. I even put a nice little snack in there for them. They are so cute I don’t like killing cute little things. The man at the garden store in the first block of North Milpas agreed with me on that the otter day though he did not have non lethal traps he only had the BAD ONES the ones that KILL. Not me though I’m a Gentle Giant with bad gas, and compassion for cute little things like mice course the ground probably shook em all outta their hiding places there will probably be more before there is less.

Oh Well Here is your Scanner Reports, Wednesday:

900 Block of North Nopal 415 family vs Caregiver.
Check the Welfare of a female dancing in the street in the 700 Block of State street.
Found cell phone with a blood stain in the 800 Block of Bath street.
Reckless driver in a mini cooper from highway 101 to highway 150 driving reckless and taking pictures of other vehicles.
Domestic Violence and CSI 200 Block of Oceano.
Shoplifter from Rite Aide on Fairview took Booze being followed by the Loss prevention agent.
Subject sleeping in LaMesa Park but someone thought they were having a medical emergency so they called 911.
Attempt 459 Burglary in the 3700 Block of San Remo.
There was a Burglary in the 3900 Block of Via Lucero in a residence so I guess they are hitting in that area again.
Child bitten by a rattlesnake in the 5500 Block of Paradise road.
415 Female refusing to leave Little Caesars 21 North Milpas she must like it over there.
Fall down a well 2600 Block of Puesta Del Sol rescued and taken to Cottage.
Check the Welfare of a child at Washington School at 290 Light House whose father who is picking him up might be DUI.
Leaf blower 100 Block of Canon Acres.
415 Subject wearing a Ware Wolf mask scaring people in the 100 Block of Nopolitos.
Check the welfare in a subject in a wheelchair in the 600 Block of North Milpas.
Medicals 315 Camino Del Remedio, and County Jail back of the IRC.
Report of a woman heard screaming in the 2500 Block of DLV.
Searching for a suspect 400 Block of North Quarantina.

Scanner Reports, Thursday:

Man with pants down Quarantina and Haley.
Ten subjects drinking and smoking THE WEED 200 South Milpas I got some good neighbors partying first thing in the morning.
459 Burglary to a vehicle 300 Block of Old Mill Road.
415 Subject at the Shell station Walnut at Hollister.
20002 Non injury hit and run on Ellwood Beach Road.
Medical call 1900 Block of Elmwood.
AMR to meet SBPD on scene with a subject in the 3800 Block of State street.
20002 Non injury hit and run 4100 Block of State street.
Drunk female in her 40’s yelling running around 800 Block of Pedregosa.
Medical call for a fall victim First Block of South Soledad
Possible Structure Fire 4500 Block of MaryDock.
Medical Call 5100 Block of Hollister United Family Thrift Store.
415 Subject refusing to leave the 7-11 at Hollister and Patterson also drinking from open container of alcohol.
Earthquake 5.3 Shaker, Roller.
Flag Down 700 Block of State street.
Medical call for an ill subject 5200 Block of Hollister.
647F Drunk at Woodys BBQ in the 5100 Block of Hollister but left North.

Will that is All outta me for now Have a Wonderful WEEKend..Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomscina, Clancy, Midnight, Merlin, Tiger, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan, C.J., Walter, Fred, Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, Muskie, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty and Chris willing we will see you on MONday-MONday…Later, Roger